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Valentine's Day is right around the corner. Here are some tips Magazine Photoshoot For putting together the perfect romantic evening with your loved one:

• Make his favorite home-cooked meal and leave a trail of it leading to the bed.
• If you forgot to buy her flowers, just point at the closest tree and tell her you planted it Magazine Photoshoot For her years ago.
• Greet him at the door wearing nothing but his dead wife’s clothes.
• Don’t worry about spending too much—you can’t. No matter what, she’ll never be happy.
• Make yourself look like a hero by abducting a pet from your prospective lover and returning it to them on Valentine’s Day. It probably won’t work like you imagined, but it’s worth a shot.
• Todd can be a real dick, but what are you going to do, spend Valentine’s Day alone?
• Don’t overdo it with the gifts, but don’t underdo it either. Or don’t do it at all. We really don’t care.
• Purchase a lifetime AAA membership Magazine Photoshoot For your loved one and place the card near your genitals.
• Don’t feel guilty about chaining the kids up outside if it’s only Magazine Photoshoot For this one night.